December 2011
Starting at eight tonight, I'm going to be at my...
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fingerless-lipstick:
finnlawrence:
Creative Writing assignment:
Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class.
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rectumblr:
when jesus is born
i get presents
when jesus dies
i get chocolate
i love jesus
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peevesthepoltergeist:
I don’t have homework I am really confused right now what do I do with myself
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me: and my friend was like-
friend: what friend
me:
friend:
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friend:
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me: I DIDN'T MEET THEM ONLINE WE USED TO GO TO KINDERGARTEN TOGETHER AND THEN THEY MOVED TO ANTARCTICA FACEBOOK RECONNECTED US I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS
can we talk about Legends of the Hidden Temple
victoryjobs:
and how all the kids that got on that show were fucking dumbasses
like seriously
the show came on every other fucking day
there are only three pieces of the silver monkey statue
THE PIECES ARE THE SAME EVERY TIME
AND YET
every time some little shit gets to the end it’s OHHH WHICH WAY DOES IT GO
like Kelly here
Kelly, let me ask you a question
what the fuck were you...
I think I have purchased a defective box of...
coolestgirl-:
As you can see, the top is a simple tab and slot closure.
But the bottom fold of cardboard is, in fact, completely solid! There are no slots to be found!
How, may I ask, is one supposed to seal the box and maintain the freshness of their chicken dust flavored crackers when such a defect is present?
I am left to wallow in my frustration and misery.
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youdidntseenanything asked: MEGAN MEGAN MEGATHA OH MY GOD OH LAWD I'M GOING TO FRANCE FOR 3 MONTHS OH MY GOD SEND HELP I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING OH MY GOD.
Hannah Montana: Nobody's perf-
Daniel Radcliffe: Ahem.
Rupert Grint: Hey.
Emma Watson: Hi.
Evanna Lynch: Lovely weather we're having.
Matthew Lewis: What's up, guys?
Bonnie Wright: Hello.
Tom Felton: Booyah.
James and Oliver Phelps: Did somebody call us?
Alan Rickman: Good day.
J.K. Rowling: LOL.
changstan:
so i’m sitting in my room and i think to myself
wow i’m seriously hungry HEY MOM get me something to eat
and she brings me this protein bar and i’m like
bitch are you dumb this is HEALTHY who do you think i AM
but i’m still hungry so what that hell i try it
hold the fuck up
this is no ordinary protein bar this is the AMBROSIA OF THE GODS
THIS SHIT TASTES LIKE COOKIE...
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RPs in my tags
KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Bold what applies to you.
I am a girl
I am shorter than 5’4.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I want a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my body.
I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have a piercing in a place other...
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