February 2012
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grannysmythe:
If I was ever a contestant on The Voice I would literally do nothing but stare at Adam Levine
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danielnadcliffe:
when i worked at walmart we sold these paula deen candles shaped like little pies and people would always return them because they thought they were real pies and tried to eat them
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
thesocialhermit:
If you don’t find the fact that there was a king of Rome called Tarnquinius Superbus funny, then we can’t be friends.
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“Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from...”
– The Boy Who Lived Forever | Time Magazine (via gypsy-sunday)
This is probably the best, non-judgmental description of fan fiction I’ve ever heard of in main stream media.
(via raeseddon)
I will forever reblog this.
(via roachpatrol)
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Reading hurts.
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
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Book Percy: Hi Annabeth, I’m Percy.
Movie Percy: DAYUM WHO IS THAT FINE GURL I WANNA TAP DAT
OH MY FUCKING GOD
victoryjobs:
I’M IN NEW ORLEANS RIGHT NOW AND SOME DUMBASS WAS TRYING TO GO THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE WAY
AND WE WERE LITERALLY YELLING AT HIM “DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IT’S A ONE WAY ASSHOLE”
AND HE ROLLED DOWN HIS WINDOW TO ASK FOR HELP
IT WAS MOTHERFUCKING JESSE EISENBERG
“I just need to get into that parking lot right there can you please let me in”
AND WE DID AND I WAS JUST...
Friend: Proof that I will never grow up? I get a rare illness that adults rarely get. Thank you pertussis.
Me: Whoop whoop!
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